G'morning Heather Lennox, 

 HL>>> It's gone all quiet.
 MM>> Probably stunned by your extensive grasp of modern music ?
 HL>> Or Park's brewed his famous coffee.
 MM>  No ... the coffee pot's dead !

 HL> Drink the contents, you'll wish you were. His coffee can only be
 HL> considered suitable for scouring ships bottoms.

Err, last time I followed the ads and emptied out the leftovers in 
my medicine cabinet into the loo,  my toilet died.

Park's coffee pot is definitely more deseased than that.

 HL>  - My cat has 9 lives, but my frog croaks daily!

Not even a croak, I'd say ... extreme expiration would be more 
like it...  I certainly would'nt post a mortem in it...

:-(
 
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