G'morning Heather Lennox, 

 MM> Mind you,  I once met a blow-up lavatory seat with whoopee cushion
 MM> accessories  -  I was flabbergasted...
 HL> That's a bit much. An inflatable lavvy seat doesn't look like the real
 HL> thing.

This one looked just a little thicker than a wooden one - but the 
heinous scream it emitted penetrated the whole building...

A rude Waiouru fable has an erk, annoyed at being told to help dig 
a big long-drop for WW2's first intake of WACs, building a 
loudspeaker into the shaft.   The first train deposited its WACs 
into trucks which drove off to the tent camp,  and on arrival the 
entire contigent rushed the loos - now sporting six-seater boxes.

As the demands of travel found first relief,  this man's voice 
shreiked up from the void beneath "Hey - we're still building it 
!"

Instant chaos....

:-)
 
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