G'morning Heather Lennox, 

 HL>>>>>  - Anything not nailed down is a cat's toy!
 MM>>>> Like the piano....
 HL>>>> Check the legs for clawmarks.
 MM>>> On a German Upright ?  Nein-way, look for hairy corners !
 HL>>> And the drool marks on the seat cushions.
 MM>> Unt der vase fragments in der peripherary...
 HL>> Shredded music sheets sprinkled lightly around the floor.
 MM> Err ... the holy mini-droppings in those suggest church meese
 MM> in the woodwork - and the oblivious fat cat...
 HL> Clawmarks on the doorframes.

And on my wooden leg...

:-((
 
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