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echo: coffee_klatsch
to: Malte Schmidt
from: George Pope
date: 2006-07-07 04:32:00
subject: Re^2: goaaaaal

MS> In German i know only "Susi, sag' mal saure Sahne!" At least I can
MS> remember that. :)

I don't know anything in German -what's the above mean?

Here's a handy batch in English for you and/or anyone lurking. . .


I'm not a pheasant plucker or a pheasant plucker's son,
I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

     Or:

     "I'm not a fig plucker's daughter, nor a fig plucker's son,
     but I'll be a fig plucker until the fig plucker comes."

     Or:

     "I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit; and on the slitted sheet I sit."


A skunk sat on a stump
The stump thunk the skunk stunk
The skunk thunk the stump stunk

She sits upon the slitted sheets; it's slitted sheets she sits upon

  A tree toad loved a she-toad that lived up in a tree.
  She was a three-toed tree-toad, but a two-toed toad was he.
  The two-toed toad tried to win the she-toad's friendly nod,
  For the two-toed toad loved the ground on which the three-toed
  toad trod.
  But no matter how the two-toed tree toad tried,
  He could not please her whim.
  In her tree-toad bower,
  with her three-toed power,
  the she-toad vetoed him.


Go buck a fuffalo in your own yackbard & see if I shiv a git!

Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said, "This butter's bitter."
If I put this bitter butter in my batter, it'll make my batter bitter.
So Betty Botter bought some better butter, and she put it in her bitter
batter and it made her bitter batter better.  So, 'tis better Betty
Botter bought her better butter.


One smart feller, he felt smart.  Two smart fellers, they felt smart.  Three
smart fellers, they ALL felt smart.


Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.  The seven silly sheep
Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south.  These sheep shouldn't sleep in
a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.


Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.


Three gray geese in the green grass grazing.  Gray were the geese and
green was the grass.


Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.


Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.


Peggy Babcock.


You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.


Black bug's blood.


Say this sharply, say this sweetly,
Say this shortly, say this softly.
Say this sixteen times in succession.


Six sticky sucker sticks.


If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?


Crisp crusts crackle crunchily.


Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.


Six sharp smart sharks.


What a shame such a shapely sash should such shabby stitches
show.


Sure the ship's shipshape, sir.


Betty better butter Brad's bread.

Because I care,
|<+]::-{)}  (Cyberpope(the Bishop of ROM!))

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