G'morning Heather Lennox, 

 HL>> [Cats]
 MM>> Ah well, the really mature ones are the best ...
 HL>> Same for wine and cheese.
 HL>> 
 HL>> All three can be eaten.
 MM> But only one sticks hair in the teeth....
 HL> Hence the riddle:
 HL> Q: What do you call a Roman soldier with a pubic hair in his teeth?
 HL> A:  Gladiator.

Err...  isn't this where we came in a month or so back - I never 
forget a short toga...

:-(
 
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