John was heard muttering to Paul Nixon 
 about bowling pins 
 PN> JS> A bowling ball will compress and form quite well if you shave it 
own
 PN> JS> enough to jam it into the chamber of an 8" artillery gun.  Muzzle
 
 PN> May I borrow your 8" this weekend?
 JS> Sorry the wife has dibs.  But I am flattered that you asked...
 Uh, I think we're talking about two different 8-inchers...I was
 referring the bullet launcher kind .
          "Clinton thinks a family value is when he can get
          all the women in one family at a lower rate than
          if he bought `em one at a time."
... Illegal, maybe, but it isn't IMMORAL to tar & feather politicians!
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