How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroo
Ignorance is temporary; stupid is forever.
I hate making predictions; especially about the future!
If I had a hammer, I'd nail ya!
Jeff...
Do I hit [Enter] now?
Don't pick up that phon?9??  NO CARRIER
This movie is a honk-shoo - Tom
Oxymoron: Unique Uniform.
System Error:003 Dynamic clinking error, Beer spilled.
I've got 1,2,3,4,5 - senses working overtime.
Quick! Pick a smell from apples to yams.
My MD wrote an Rx for regular sex, but Blue Cross refused
"Reproductive choice" is neither.
No matter where you go, there you are.  - B. Bonzai
Beekeepers like to eat their honey.
Ren & Stimpy Kick BUTT!!
"I sure felt the wind of that one!"   "Uh no, that was me
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
Mesquite, TX ? Epicenter of the QUAKE felt around the wor

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