G'morning Heather Lennox, 

 HL>> Stop taking Viagra, that should restore your blood in the
 HL>> right areas.
 MM> But its supposed to stop me rolling out of bed...

 HL> That's what cats are useful for. Wedge a cat in the area between
 HL> the knees and the mattress. And wedge another between chest
 HL> and mattress. Not only will they stop you rolling, they make a
 HL> soft soothing rumbling noise and keep you warm.

Mmmm ... dont think I'd kept much sleep with two pussies arranged 
that intimately ...

:-(
 
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