For no apparent reason, Heather Lennox shouted to me:

 HL>>>>> Did you notice that Linda and Phil disappeared at the same
 HL>>>>> time. That's how rumours are started. ;-)
 PO>>>> I haven't vanished; I'm lurking in the bushes, awaiting
 PO>>>> targets of opportunity...such as yourself.
 PO>>>>  Mega-Super-Duper-Soaker works, eh?
 HL>>>  Stand
 HL>>> still! You reprobate!!!!
 PO>> Shirley, you jest! 
 HL> 

Hey, do you know how hard it is to get the dents out?

 HL> And don't call me Shirley!

Well, Shiela is Ozzie, and I know how much you hate being mistaken for one
of /those/.

Phil Osophy

... "Oh Really."  -AnnaS

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