ROTFLMAO!!!

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> On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot
> strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee
> where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!"
> The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the
> parrot  and forgets the coffee.
>
> When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains
> its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you bitch".
> Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another
> whisky but still no coffee.
>
> Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's
> approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it
> now or I'll kick your ass".
>
> Next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up
> and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.
> Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For
> someone who can't fly you're a lippy bastard!"




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