HL>>>>>>  - Anything not nailed down is a cat's toy!
 MM>>>>> Like the piano....
 HL>>>>> Check the legs for clawmarks.
 MM>>>> On a German Upright ?  Nein-way, look for hairy corners !
 HL>>>> And the drool marks on the seat cushions.
 MM>>> Unt der vase fragments in der peripherary...
 HL>>> Shredded music sheets sprinkled lightly around the floor.
 MM>> Err ... the holy mini-droppings in those suggest church
 MM>> meese in the woodwork - and the oblivious fat cat...
 HL>> Clawmarks on the doorframes.
 MM> And on my wooden leg...

And various other portions of anatomy.

 - From the insane desk of Supernerd
 - BBCDOS 1.0: Delete DOCTOR.WHO? (Y/n/Partially)

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