Hi all,
        I've just had a wonderful laugh...

  Microsoft sent me a card through the mail, inviting me to something
called Tech-ed 95, where I would spend 3 days "packed with technical
information from experts in their field, such as Microsoft developers,
instructors, and engineers..." (it went on in that vein).

  "Register now!" it said.

  I pondered it, and thought "Oh, yair... I suppose I could waste a
couple of days being brainwashed by M$ fuckwits."

  But in the bottom corner it said "SAVE $200! Registration is only
$1295!"

  That was when I started laughing. ROFL! What a wonderful sense of
humour M$ has! I was reluctant when I thought it was free! But they
want $1295! I wouldn't give them a week-old shit for it, and they 
want 1300 bucks. ROFL!!!

... fx: kicks and squeals, bangs head on floor calling for mercy!

  Mercy! Mercy! Aw, that's funny! Some people will pay $1300 to be
brainwashed by fuckwits! ROFL! They are going to teach them everything
they know about Windows in 3 days! Mercy! Mercy!

... fx: piddles himself laughing.

    A CHRISTMAS CAROL (For Jap RAM manufacturers)

    Good Bless the Intel Pentium and super VGA,
    For IBM and OS/2 is born again they say,
    To save us all from poor old DOS and its 640K,
    Singing tidings of comfort and Joy (32 megs!)
    Singing tidings of comfort and joy.

... fx: cash register sounds in the background.

Regards,
Bob
___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
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