12 Days of Christmas - A Cat's Rendition
On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me:
       Twelve bags of catnip!
       Eleven tarter Pounce treats,
       Ten ornaments hanging,
       Nine wads of Kleenex,
       Eight peacock feathers,
       Seven stolen Q-tips,
       Six feathered balls,
       Five MILK JUG RINGS!
       Four munchy house plants,
       Three running faucets,
       Two fuzzy mousies,
       And a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!!
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