Date: Wed, 26 Feb 97 18:12:46



Great; the world's first network pawnshop/fence. Or is this a sting operation?

Do you still have the golden ring you swiped from Uncle Harry?
Or diamonds that you stole because you thought that you might marry?
What about the watches that your friend the dip acquired
Or VCRs that you took home the day that you were fired?
We turn them into cash for you; your name we'll never tell...
But please don't ask us why our company's called "U. S. Cell."

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