In article ,
 "Ken from Chicago"  wrote:

> "Don Sample"  wrote in message 
> news:dsample-755764.20150609012009{at}news-central.giganews.com...
> > In article ,
> > "Ken from Chicago"  wrote:
> >
> >> VOY had potential but was continually half a step off, if not flat out
> >> stupid.
> >
> > If I had been a member of the crew of Voyager, I would have mutinied, or
> > deserted.  Janeway was clearly incompetent to command a rowboat.
> >
> > Ensign Paris:  "Captain, there's a strange glowing nebula
over there."
> > Capt Janeway:  "Let's fly through it!"
> 
> "Captain, wait, so we've spent YEARS flying home because you
couldn't ASK if 
> Q could snap us back?!!?!!?!"

Or, hey, we got back to Earth, but it's 1995 (or whenever it was), so 
all we have to do now is a warp speed slingshot around the sun, and 
we're home, but the time agent who got us into this mess in the first 
place shows up again, and tells us we gotta go back where we were, and 
we just meekly go along with him.

Or if you don't want to to the slingshot thing, just go park in some out 
of the way bit of empty space, hang out a "do not disturb" sign, and put 
everyone into stasis for a few centuries.

Or you find a few hundred light years of straight, empty, space, and use 
the impulse engines to accelerate up to near light speed, and let 
Einstein do his thing.

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