HL>> I see Linda has drank some of Park's coffee, which explains
 HL>> why she has disappeared into the loo. Judging by the length
 HL>> of time she's been in there, either someone has locked her
 HL>> in or put superglue on the seat.
 MM> That'd be a change from the Gladwrap and personal alarms...

I think she's providing her own personal alarm...
Someone at work once put itching powder on a loo seat. You could
always tell who had sat on it...

...scratch...scratch...scratch...

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