BF>>  BF>> Why don't you sned him a plane ticket.....
BF>>
BF>>  GP> The moths flying out of my wallet can answer that question better
BF>> than
BF>>
BF>> Ok, give 'em access to your keyboard and let them give their side of the
BF>> st

 GP> Okay, I've put them in front of a micro-microphone with ultra high
 GP> amplification so I can hear them. . .

 GP> And I'll type what they say:

 GP> "We're huuuuuuunnnnngggrrrryyyyyyy!
 GP> There's been no linen-paper for sooo loooong! We're
 GP> staaaaarrrrrrrvinnggggggg! Can anyone help?"

Give 'em bumf and if that doesn't suit, point them in the direction to Bill Gates.

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