On (02 Aug 06) Cindy Haglund wrote to all...
 CH> Buddhist monks, like Catholic priests, are supposed to be celibate.
 CH> One day long ago, an older monk and a young monk were walking along a
 CH> road toward their monastery. They came to a stream that had to be
 CH> forded, and on the other side a beautiful young girl stood staring at
 CH> the swirling water.

The way I heard it there were two bulls on the hill -- an older one & a
young one.  Down in the valley was a herd of cows.

The young bull is fairly bouncing off the ground, "Let's run down there
and hump us one of them there cows!"

The older one says, "Nawww, son, we'll WALK down there and hump them
ALL!!"

Because I care,
|<+]::-)  (Cyberpope(the Bishop of ROM!))


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