Don Sample wrote:
> In article ,
> "Ken from Chicago"  wrote:
>
>> "Don Sample"  wrote in message
>> news:dsample-755764.20150609012009{at}news-central.giganews.com...
>>> In article ,
>>> "Ken from Chicago"  wrote:
>>>
>>>> VOY had potential but was continually half a step off, if not flat
>>>> out stupid.
>>>
>>> If I had been a member of the crew of Voyager, I would have
>>> mutinied, or deserted.  Janeway was clearly incompetent to command
>>> a rowboat.
>>>
>>> Ensign Paris:  "Captain, there's a strange glowing nebula over
>>> there." Capt Janeway:  "Let's fly through it!"
>>
>> "Captain, wait, so we've spent YEARS flying home because you
>> couldn't ASK if Q could snap us back?!!?!!?!"
>
> Or, hey, we got back to Earth, but it's 1995 (or whenever it was), so
> all we have to do now is a warp speed slingshot around the sun, and
> we're home, but the time agent who got us into this mess in the first
> place shows up again, and tells us we gotta go back where we were, and
> we just meekly go along with him.
>
> Or if you don't want to to the slingshot thing, just go park in some
> out of the way bit of empty space, hang out a "do not disturb" sign,
> and put everyone into stasis for a few centuries.
>
> Or you find a few hundred light years of straight, empty, space, and
> use the impulse engines to accelerate up to near light speed, and let
> Einstein do his thing.

I think Einstein called in sick in the Trek-verse.

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