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Subject: Some  Humor
Date: Thu, 16 Mar 2017 11:06:13 -0500
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Should children witness childbirth?                               

 Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.  

 The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr   

 old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see      

 while he helped deliver the baby.  Very diligently, Kathleen did  

 as she was asked.  Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little     

 while, Connor was born.  The paramedic lifted him by his little   

 feet and spanked him on his bottom.  Connor began to cry.  The    

 paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the        

 wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just       

 witnessed.  Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have        

 crawled in there in the first place...  smack his arse again!"    

 

 

Ruben D. Figueroa, Owner

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