0n (05 Oct 06) George Pope wrote to Cindy Haglund...

 GP> On (05 Oct 06) Cindy Haglund wrote to George Pope...
 CH>  That's a shaggy dog story? (taking notes).. :) Do help Bjorn out on
 CH> this one. You're better with the puns.

 GP> You've heard the original shaggy dog tale, that gave the name to the
 GP> genre?

  I am not sure. I may have read the joke without knowing the term
  applied to it. Care to tell?
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 CH> The restauarnt owner sues the family of the deceasd for ruining his
 CH> window and his business.

 GP> More likely the restaurant owner gets sued because there wasn't:
 GP> 1) a suitably strong awning over the window
 GP> 2) clear warnings on the roof not to jump.

 Ah yes! !!!! They can exchange suits and cancel each other out! :)

 By the way George there was such a suit where a restuarant manager go
thimself in really hot water suing the local police dept. for
crippling business after a police officer had been shot out front and
the area had been cordoned off for a day... etc...  You may have read
about that. Anyway the owner of the business finally sent an apology
to the police department .. but the business never picked up again
due to that stupid manager. That took gall.

And yes that second suit wuold be the bleeding heart liberal bent.
Like as in gee i didn't know the coffee was hot...  (GEE I DIDN"TK NOW
I"D DIE IF JUMPED OFF A ROOF! Ran through a window.

OH OH George even BETTER!!! (based on real life yet!) The family
suses HOllywood cuz the Deceased had seen the leap through the window
on TV!(And the actor lived!)

TOP THAT!

OH wait!!! The family also sues the Martini makers!

 CH>  GP>

Another three Martini lunge.''   (By Terry Morrison)

 GP>  CH>
 CH>  OOh... not funny but punny! :)

 GP> Some might say "evil". . . *G*

 A wee bit soft side of dark humor. We don't want to go to the hard
side.

Cindy


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