-> On 10-15-97 STEWY wrote to NICHOLAR COAD...
->
-> S > Hi, just a note to say I've been having a few problems logging
-> on to S > your bbs...is it me or you?  Also couldn't find area to
-> leave message
->  S > for sysop...that's why I'm putting it here.
->
-> That's no excuse, but I suppose your sysop will have told
-> you this. You just sent your message all over the world
-> in an echo devoted to the discussion of progrock music,
-> wasting in cumulative total many dollars in long distance
-> telephone charges, many megs of hard drive space and
-> perhaps thousands of people's time. Be careful, small
-> actions can have large repurcussions. Your carelessness
-> has already caused the nation's GNP to drop several
-> percentage points, with a potential snowball effect,
-> possibly leading up to global economic instability that
-> could well result in world war III or even worse, another
-> reunion tour by the Eagles.
->
-> Now, I will eventually forgive you but not until I have
-> punished you thoroughly by explaining some of the lines
-> to "Hotel California"
->
-> On a dark desert highway - numbnutz forgot to turn on his
-> headlights, prolly whacked on blow
->
-> cool wind in my hair - getting old and balding
->
-> warm smell of culitos, rising up in the air - simple
-> physics and linguistics: culitos is Spanish for anuses,
-> obviously someone has farted, and as we know, cool air
-> sinks (down to where it would be in his hair?) and hot
-> gases rise.
->
-> So I called up the Captain - obvious reference to Daryl
-> Dragon, keyboard player for The Captain and Tenille and
-> probably one of the Eagles favourite golfing buddies.
->
-> We haven't had that Spirit here - a reference to what the
-> song is really about, not *hotel* California but *Randy*
-> California, especially with the reference to balding
-> bringing to mind Randy's chrome-domed step-dad, drummer
-> Ed Cassidy.
->
-> You can check out any time you like, but you can never
-> leave - this line was stolen from the advertizing slogan
-> for Roach Motels (a little carboard box with poison)
-> which is even more effective if you flip the box over and
-> read it in Spanish: Pueden entrar pero no pueden salir.
-> Ooooh, gives me nightmares.
->
-> And I finish with my favourite Eagles joke: why did the
-> roadie reverse the polarity on the amp and pull lose the
-> grounding? Cuz he wanted to see Glenn Fry!
->
-> There, suffered enough?
->
-> Cheers,
-> Kenneth the moderator
->
-> Ok ok, just one more:
->
-> q. what did the underage groupie get from the coked out
-> gun-toting bogus-mellow "laid back So.Cal." rock star?
->
-> a. a peaceful easy feeling. Oh yeah, and crabs.
->
->
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Uhh..ok, but how do you explain the line "They stab it with their steely
knives, but they just cant kill the beast". ? (just curious).
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