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Hello George, >GP>If there's 100% chance that it'll be as safe as he expects it, 100% o >GP>time, maybe. . . but there's always that ONE chance, and I personally >GP>that's too much to be bringing one's infant into a croc cage! >LL>Steve had been around crocs as a little boy, so why not his son? >LL>Of course, I am sure his son will be sure not to get too close to >LL>stingrays... GP>That's a great theory until some kid DIES!! If you are being chased by an alligator, what do you do? If you run in a straight line, the alligator will catch you and eat you alive. And if you dive into the water and try to outswim the alligator, the alligator will jump in after you and eat you alive. As every kid knows, at least those kids in Louisiana, you gotta outrun an alligator by running in a zigzag. You see, an alligator has to stop in order to change direction. And that takes time, giving the kid enough time to get to safety. In Australia, where crocodiles are king, running away is not the answer. Instead, one should sneak up behind the croc and walk on its back, then clasp the jaws to keep them from snapping together, and hope the croc is not really hungry. The other way is to feed the croc with something other than a kid. --Lee * SLMR 2.1a * Assalamu 'alaykum. --- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v3.0pr5* Origin: Try Our Web Based QWK: DOCSPLACE.ORG (1:123/140) SEEN-BY: 633/267 270 @PATH: 123/140 500 379/1 633/267 |
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