Hello all,
           I saw a wonderful thing on TV last night.

  The shithead-cops in North Sydney decided to raise some money and
arrest people for jaywalking, and the TV cameras were there to see our
finest shitheads in action.

  A young lady was arrested for jaywalking. The policeman told her
that she was breaking the law, and that he would give her a $38 ticket
for her trouble.

  "What the fuck is this?" she asked quite reasonably but with more 
than a little anger. "I don't fucking believe this."

  The TV station had bleeped out the "uck" in respect for young kiddies 
and nursing mothers who may have fainted dead away if they had heard 
such awful language. What the young lady actually said was: "What the 
f-awk is this? I don't f-awk-ing believe this."

  Obvious a sweet young lady after my own heart. I may be in love.

  "If you'll just give me your name and address, I'll write you out a
ticket," the shithead-cop told her in a nice way because he was on TV.

  "I don't want a f-awk-ing ticket," she replied. "What happens if I
just walk off? Are you going to f-awk-ing arrest me?"

  "No, no!" the shithead-cop replied. "I'm not going to
arrest you."

  "Then that's what I'll do," she said, and walked off!

  I'm in love! My hero. Anarchy rules okay.

Regards,
Bob
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