Regurgitating Jeffrey Dodd to Steve Asher 13 Dec 1998

Hi Jeffrey...

 JD>          I don't think it has been registered, nor the plentiful
 JD> numbers of knives scattered around the place. :)

I was hoping Johhny would implement an opener buy-back scheme.

 JD>  But then again
 JD> when you know how to rip some - one's throat out with a pen I don't
 JD> think that a can opener ( at least this type as it'd be flat out
 JD> cutting a finger and is as blunt at the brick I sometimes consider
 JD> using to replace it ) is a very big threat.

Mine is about that blunt too. Modern cans seem to be produced by
Bastards Incorporated, I can rarely get the lid off completely
without brute force. The opener just displaces the lid in parts,
without cutting it :(

Cheers, Steve..

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