On Wed, 28 Feb 2001 10:33:48 +0000, whoops  wrote:

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>[Online. Get New Groups]
>retrieving groups created since 15/01/2001 10.45 AM.
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>>alt.bonehead.john.boyd
>>alt.bonehead.kevin.cannon
>>alt.fan.spooge
>>alt.usenet.abusers.databasix
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>My, my. Somebody's been busy.
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>>alt.history.hannigan.liar
>>alt.idiot.hannigan.rikijo.thorne.spank
>>alt.imbecile.hannigan.spank.spank.spank
>>alt.news.hannigan.stalker
>>alt.personal.hannigan.stalker.boi
>>alt.polyamory.hannigan.rikijo.thorne.negron
>>alt.support.martin.hannigan.weight.loss
>>alt.usenet.fuckheads.hannigan.rikijo
>>alt.bonehead.hannigan.whack

ROTF, I sure love that new website, it makes newsgroup creation so
easy.

>Somebody else has been even busier.
>
>>alt.fuckwit.mad-hatter
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>Only one new group for you, Diaper Boy?

The pathetisad side (Hannigan, Rikijoke, Vic & Prick, Vinny, etc)
haven't figured something out yet.

> I thought half of Usenet was
>obsessed with you, what with your brilliant "trolls" and making people
>"upset" and all. 

They are stupid, but like you, they're stupid, so newsgroup creation
is something a bit beyond their understanding.

>You've got quite a lot of catching up to do if you
>want to reach your buddy Marty's level. 

I think Marty is too busy cutting out magazine clippings of things he
wishes he could actually have.  I did have a hand in a couple of those
Marty newsgroup selections though, it was fun helping think them up.

>Better stop getting spanked
>and get to it, my little net-addicted fuck-up. 

Don't you have "research" to do in Google, fan boi?  `, )

-Mad Hatter