I'm not picking on you, of course, but on folks like the kids who told me
they wanted to play "durms" so they could get out of learning to
read music....  :-)


   A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change instruments.
   After some thought, he decides on the accordion.  He goes into a music
   store & says to the owner, "I'd like to look at the accordions,
please."

   The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner & says, "All our accordions
   are over there."

   After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I'd like the big red one in
   the corner."

   The store owner looks at him & says, "You're a drummer, aren't you?"

   The drummer smiles at him & says, "How did you know?"

   The store owner says, "That 'big red accordion' is the radiator."



 BTW...


   Q.  What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

   A.  No one cries when you chop up an accordion.




                                                -- Uncle John


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