* On Jan 25 07:47 Bob Lawrence wrote to David Drummond

 BL>> Lies! But you're right about Long Weenie Creek. It's true 
 BL>> name is Wheeny Creek, but signwriters have converted it to 
 BL>> Long Weenie Creek, Tiny Weenie Creek (on the Bell's road), 
 BL>> and Big Weenie Creek.

 DD>> Jill wants to know which of the creeks is named after you?

 BL>   It's no use hiding behind Jill's skirts to insult me.

 BL>   The creek named after me is Congewai Creek, which is Aboriginal 
 BL> for "Enormously virile with an embarrassingly large member 
 BL> Creek". It's more like a river, really.

ROFL :-)

David
 

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