On (08 Apr 98) Jim Sanders wrote to All...
 JS>      USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who
 JS>  accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable
 JS>  testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives
 JS>  of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they
 JS>  enjoyed their trip.
 JS>  Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"
 Haha...
 Reminds me of something from years ago when there were drive-in
 movies (anyone remember those?)
 My friend Don was the manager at the Sheridan Drive-in in Tulsa.  One
 night, someone called and said "I heard my wife is there with another
 man and I'm coming to kick his ass".
 So Don got on the speaker system and broke into the movie, relaying
 the caller's message, adding "We don't want any trouble..."
 About a dozen cars zoomed out of the parking lot.
... Reality is for people who can't face science fiction
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