Rachel, at 09:35 on Dec 08 1998, you wrote to Roy McNeill...

RM> There's a door at a local shopping centre with a sign that 
RM> says "Door Alarmed". Someone has written in feltpen nearby 
RM> "Window Frightened".

RLA>  Almost as bad as as the sign advetising 
RLA> "Accounting for teenagers" with the PS "There's _no_ 
RLA> accounting for teenagers" 

Many years ago, while waiting in a queue at the bank, I noticed that some
wag had rearranged the "NEXT TELLER PLEASE" sign at an empty
window (the old type of sign which comprises small white plastic push-in
characters on a slotted black felt background) so that it read "NEXT
TELLER ASLEEP".  I thought it was hilarious, although for some obscure
reason, when I told the teller to whom it referred, she was not the least
bit amused. 

Regards, Bill
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