BL> Lies! But you're right about Long Weenie Creek. It's true name
 BL> is Wheeny Creek, but signwriters have converted it to Long
 BL> Weenie Creek, Tiny Weenie Creek (on the Bell's road), and Big
 BL> Weenie Creek.

 DD> Jill wants to know which of the creeks is named after you?

  It's no use hiding behind Jill's skirts to insult me.

  The creek named after me is Congewai Creek, which is Aboriginal for 
"Enormously virile with an embarrassingly large member Creek". It's 
more like a river, really.

Regards,
Bob
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