-=> Quoting 09-01-97 09:32:28 Message from Troy H. Cheek to All <=-
THC> Top 10 signs you've over-modified your scanning receiver...
THC> 1.  Houston Mission Control drowns out the local repeaters.
THC> 2.  Your radios glow in the dark.  Even when unplugged...
THC> 3.  The NSA calls to get copies of transmissions they missed.
THC> 4.  Commercial airline pilots use your antenna as a landmark.
THC> 5.  Your wife says "Either that thing goes or I go.  Over."
6. Your neighbor drops by unexpectedly and gives you the Evil Eye
  when he hears his wife making a phone call.
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... /~~\\_     Al Stern
>                        Satellite Beach Florida
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