Hello Alexander,

 JD>>> When I first was statiioned in Germany, other then the
 JD>>> toilet paper we had on base, the local stuff felt like
 JD>>> sandpaper. That has changed in the meantime. I never saw a
 JD>>> bidet all the time I was there, although I have seen some
 JD>>> in North America 

 AP>> Granted it's been since the mid 80's since I was in Germany but
 AP>> I don't recall a "bidet" there either.

 ak> Small flat bathrooms in Russia don't allow them too.

Interesting.  I know of none in the French Quarter, but had
never given such matters any thought as many of the places there
date from the late 1700s, early 1800s.

 ak> BTW, a question for bidet users ;=) -- what do you do with the wet wool
 ak> on your bums after using bidet?
 ak> 1. You use a towel to wipe it.
 ak> 2. You use an electric bum dryer
 ak> 3  You shave your bum every morning, together with your moustache.
 ak> 4. You run around bathroom until your bum is dry
 ak> 5. You don't think hard and pull your pants immediately, finding it
 ak> pleasant to feel a cool, wet fabric

Wha'?  With no water warmer?  No wonder
those things are banned in Russia!

--Lee

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