Re: Re: The bidet
  By: alexander koryagin to Allen Prunty on Mon May 29 2017 10:47:53

 AK> BTW, a question for bidet users ;=) -- what do you do with the wet wool 
 AK> on your bums after using bidet?
 AK> 1. You use a towel to wipe it.
 AK> 2. You use an electric bum dryer
 AK> 3 You shave your bum every morning, together with your moustache.
 AK> 4. You run around bathroom until your bum is dry
 AK> 5. You don't think hard and pull your pants immediately, finding it 
 AK> pleasant to feel a cool, wet fabric

 AK> Bye, Allen!

LOL  


Joe
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