19 Jun 97 10:44, Hey Rocky! Don Dellmann pulled 396 outta his hat!:
DD> While tripping merrily through the mail, Elvis Hargrove was overheard
DD>
->> Baby Moons with Chrome trim rings and wheels painted to match the
->> car, that's the only way to fly!
DD>
EH>> BZZZZZZZT! Wrong! Not THAT kinda Moons. DRY LAKES cars.
EH>> Studillacs.
DD>
DD> Well we don't have salt flats here.
DD>
DD> How about no wheel covers at all, rims painted white to work the
DD> timing clock at the dirt track on Friday night :-)
How can the timing clock see through all that dirt after 5 laps?
... Little Black Sambo, where are you when I need tiger butter?
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