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"Hack-Man"  wrote in message
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> ItsAllAboutTheGame{at}webtv.net (The Game) wrote:
> | I'll never forget the first time I saw James Harris. James, as many
> | of you know, eventually evolved into Kamala "The Ugandan Giant". It
> | was just like yesterday, the city was Cleveland, Mississippi. I just
> | happened to look out the dressing room window, and saw a giant of a man
> | crossing the rock covered parking lot, carrying one of those old
> | cardboard blue suitcases. I told the boys, "Check this guy out. I
> | wonder who'll be the lucky one to work with him tonight?"
> |
> | James learned the ropes pretty quick and was given the name of Sugar
> | Bear Harris. "Sugar Bear" got over fairly well, and learned quickly,
> | but then he was drafted into my stable of grapplers. I immediately
> | changed his name to "Ugly Bear" Harris. However, I began to discover
> | that he was getting more heat at home than in the arenas.
> | You see, I treated poor "Ugly Bear" pretty badly. If he lost a
> | television match, I sometimes made him bend over and I would plant foot
> | on his backside. One time I even got carried away and slapped his
> | face. The next night, James showed up in the dressing room and asked
> | me if we could talk in private.
> |
> | "Percy." he began, "I just don't know how much more I
can take." I
> | asked him to explain, "You see, I knows what we do ain't for real, but
> | my wife don't. Every time you do something bad to me on TV, when I
> | gets home, she be waiting on me on the front porch with a shot gun."
> | Now keep in mind, this was the mid-70's in rural Mississippi.
>
> LOL!
>
> | James
> | continued, "Last night, after she saw you slap my face, she chased me
> | across the street into the lumberyard, and Percy I had to stay out there
> | all damn night! Please lets try something different this week, so we
> | can keep her and her friends happy."
> |
> | So, I eased up on 'ol "Ugly Bear" for a while, but then
came the night
> | of the big TV Battle Royal. The winner would receive $5000!
> | Mephisto made the decision to put James over. But James knew what
> | would be waiting on him when he got home.
> |
> | As he pulled into his muddy driveway, there she was, with all her
> | friends. It was party time, hell after all; her husband had just won
> | $5000, by beating up 12 men. ""Let me see it James."
Ugly Bear's
> | wife commanded, "The $5000 you won on TV, I want to see it!"
> | Stuttering like Mel Tillis, James tried to tell her he didn't get any
> | money. Well boys. it was back across the street to the
> | lumberyard, to spend another cold wet night! Needless to say, the
> | next morning, I believe Mr. James Harris finally decided it was time for
> | Mrs. James Harris to get smartened up, if you will.
>
> I miss the days of kayfabe.  I'm still trying to decide if I should
> keep kayfabing my nephews or "smarten them up".
>


This was a great story. I think we need more of these!



Stefan


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