I'm creating the following list for my web page.  I was wondering if anybody 
had any suggestions.
Top 10 signs you've over-modified your scanning receiver...
1.  Houston Mission Control drowns out the local repeaters.
2.  Your radios glow in the dark.  Even when unplugged...
3.  The NSA calls to get copies of transmissions they missed.
4.  Commercial airline pilots use your antenna as a landmark.
5.  Your wife says "Either that thing goes or I go.  Over."
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10. Your "Low Battery" indicator glows constantly, even when you're
operating off AC.
... This is where most creationists will reach for their quote book.
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