Another item from the book I mentioned, with editorial comments....  :-)


 Three men walk up to the Pearly Gates.

 "What did you do on Earth?" St. Peter asks the first one.
 The man says, "I was a doctor."
 St Peter says, "Okay, go right through those Pearly Gates.  Next!"

 The next man approaches & St. Peter asks, "What did you do on Earth?"
 "I was a schoolteacher," the man says.
 "Great!  Go right through those Pearly Gates."


       Glad to know somebody appreciates schoolteachers.  But there's more:


 "Next!  And what did you do on Earth?"
 "I was a musician."
 St. Peter looks at the guy & says, "Go around to the door in the alley,
 up the freight elevator, through the kitchen....  "


       A familiar scenario to musicians & folks in wheelchairs... (wry grin).




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