What if Jeff was one of us?
Just as stoned as one of us.
Just a hippy on the grass,
Trying to smoke his way home.

Yeah, yeah, dope is great.
Yeah, yeah, the weed is good.
Yeah, yeah, huh, what? Yeah...

What if Jeff was one of us?
Just as stoned as one of us.
Just a hippy on the grass,
The lights are on but noone's home.
Pass me another roll-your-own.
Or maybe another cone.


(sung, preferably off-key, to Joan Osborne's 'One of Us') 

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