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echo: holysmoke
to: STEVE KEMP
from: DAVID RICE
date: 2004-03-05 22:30:00
subject: Cannonizing saints

-=> Quoting Steve Kemp to Oleg Dolgikh <=-

>OD> Stop smoking so much hemp, Kemp, it dulls
>OD> your mind. 

SK> Bull. I haven't had any POT (hemp is rope
SK> quality, FYI) for years, kid! BUT I got
SK> a 3.48 GPA in college while smoking POT
SK> every day, young one. So just think what
SK> I'd have gotten if I didn't smoke, if your
SK> silly theory were correct. 

I wonder if tobacco dulls one's brain. If so,
that would explain some of the teachers I've
had in high school.

SK> Actually, you NEED to smoke some pot, and
SK> some crack, and do some acid too. It MIGHT
SK> expand your tiny little fucking jack-ass
SK> "mind". Couldn't hurt. :-P 

Actually, "Oleg" needs to consume some arsenic,
abrin, aconite, acrolein, belladonna, aniline,
apomorphine, arsine, atropine, boletus, brucine,
colchicine, colchicum, coniine, copper sulfate,
coyotillo, cyanic acid, cyanide, cyanogen,
fluorine, glycin, hellebore, hemlock, henbane,
hydrastine, hydrochloric acid, hydrofluoric acid,
hydrogen cyanide, hydrogen sulfide, hyoscyamine,
jimsonweed, lambkill, lead acetate, lead arsenate,
lead carbonate, lead chromate, lead dioxide,
mandrake, mercuric chloride, mercuric sulfide,
mercury, mezereon, monkshood, nicotine, nightshade,
nitric oxide, nitrobenzene, nitrogen dioxide,
nux vomica, oleander, osmium tetroxide, ouabain,
oxalic acid, parathion, phenarsazine chloride,
phenol, phosphine, phosphorus, picric acid,
pilocarpine, pokeweed, potassium chlorate,
potassium cyanide, red lead, ricin, rosary pea,
sheep laurel, silver nitrate, sodium cyanide,
sodium dichromate, solanine, sparteine, staggerbush,
stavesacre, stibine, strychnine, tartar emetic,
tetraethyl lead, thebaine, tiglic acid, toadstool,
tropine, uranium trioxide, veratrine, wolfsbane,
yew, yohimbine, and Scientology. That is the only
way he can be cured.



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