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SK> Yep. But Catholics are a "special" group
SK> of fundy. They pray to Mary, IMO, but they
SK> call it something else. And like I said,
SK> I've seen them pray to Saints. (Oh, and
SK> since when is Mary a Saint?) 

The Catholic Church's air conditioning broke down,
so they had to hire ICE-man to crawl around in the
ducts and figure out what was wrong and fix thing
up on Sunday over-time. ($68.00/hr +gst)

As ICE-man peeked down through one of the vents
in the sanctuary, he saw little old Mrs. Pope kneeling
by the altar, apparently saying her rosary.

Since ICE-man was a fundamental Baptist, he thought
it'd be funny to try and mess with the lady's mind.

In his best authoritative voice, he said, "This is
Jesus. Your prayers will be answered."

The old lady didn't even blink, just kept on
saying her prayers. ICE-man decided maybe she didn't
hear him, and tried again. "This is Jesus, the Son
of God! Your prayers will be answered!"

Again, she didn't react at all.

Mustering up a big breath of air, ICE-man decided
to try again. "THIS IS JESUS CHRIST, THE SON OF GOD!
YOUR PRAYERS WILL BE ANSWERED!"

The lady looked up and said, "SHUT UP! I'M TALKING
TO YOUR MOTHER!"



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