:-) Time for another refill of "Laughter Is The Best Medicine" --
Your 'Have A Nice Day' Laugh #0675
            FUNNY SIGNS FOUND ON REAL BUSINESSES
 Sign on an electrician's truck:  Let us remove your shorts.
 Maternity Clothes Shop:   We are open on labor day.
 Non-smoking area:      If we see you smoking we will assume you
                        on fire and take appropriate action.
 On a Maternity Room Door:   Push, Push, Push
 On a Front Door:       Everyone on the premises is a
                        vegetarian except the dog.
 Optometrist's Office:  If you don't see what you're looking
                        for, you've come to the right place.
 Scientist's Door:      Gone Fission
 Taxidermist Window:    We really know our stuff.
 Podiatrist's Window:   Time wounds all heels.
 Butcher's window:      Let me meat your needs.
 Used Car Lot:          Second Hand cars in first crash condition
 Sign on Fence:         Salesmen welcome.  Dog food is expensive.
 Car Dealership:        The best way to get back on your
                        feet - miss a car payment.
 Muffler Shop:          No appointment necessary.  We'll hear you
                        coming.
 Hotel:                 "Help!" We need inn-experienced people.
 Butcher's Window:      Pleased to meat you.
 Auto Body Shop:        May we have the next dents?
 Sign in an office:     We shoot every 3rd salesman, and
                        the 2nd one just left.
 Veterinarians Waiting Room:  Be back in 5 minutes.  Sit!  Stay!
 The Electric Company:  We would be delighted if you send in your
                        bill. However, if you don't, you will be.
 Beauty Shop:      Dye now!
 Garbage Truck:    We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
 Computer Store:   Out for a quick byte
 Diner Window:     Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and
                   get fed up.
 Bowling Alley:    Please be quiet.  We need to hear a pin drop.
 Cafeteria:        Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
                   Socks can eat any place they want.
 Music Library:    Bach in a minuet.
 Funeral Home:     Drive carefully, we'll wait.
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