Jeff Binkley wrote:


JB>France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these 
JB>drawbacks, it is a fine country." - Mark Twain

JB>"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French
JB>one  behind me." - General George S. Patton

JB>"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your 
JB>accordion." - General Norman Schwartzkopf

JB>"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
JB>-  Marge Simpson

JB>"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." - Jacques
JB>Chirac,  President of France.  "As far as France is concerned, you're
JB>right." -  Rush Limbaugh

JB>"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army
JB>is  sitting in Paris sipping coffee." - Regis Philbin

JB>"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of
JB>the  1940s who?s still trying to dine out on her looks, but doesn't
JB>have the  face for it." - John McCain , U.S. Senator from Arizona

JB>"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching
JB>into  Paris under a German flag." - David Letterman

JB>"The only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in 
JB>Canada." - Ted Nugent

JB>"War without France would be like? World War II." ? Unknown

JB>"The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that
JB>says First Iraq, then France. Tom Brokaw

JB>"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of
JB>its  national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than
JB>the  Nazis?" - Dennis Miller

JB>"It is important to remember that the French have always been there
JB>when  they needed us." - Alan Kent

JB>"They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'eda. To prepare
JB>for  an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white
JB>flag, and  a three-day supply of mistresses in the house." - Argus
JB>Hamilton

JB>"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being 
JB>advertised on eBay the other day.  The description said, 'Never shot
JB>-  dropped once.'" Rep. Roy Blunt

JB>"The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've
JB>found  truffles in Iraq? - Dennis Miller

JB>Q:  What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they
JB>entered  the city in WWII?
JB>A:  Table for 100,000 monsieur?

JB>"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? Nobody
JB>knows -  it's never been tried." - Rep. R. Blount, MO

JB>"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in
JB>WWII?  And that's because it was raining." - John Xereas, Manager, DC
JB>Improv

JB>The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after
JB>the  London bombings that it has raised its terror alert level from
JB>"Run" to  "Hide".  The only two higher levels in France are
JB>"Surrender" and  "Collaborate".  The rise in the
alert level was
JB>precipitated by a recent  fire, which destroyed France's white flag
JB>factory, effectively disabling  their military. ? Unknown

JB>French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney (AP), Paris, March 5, 2003 - The 
JB>French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the
JB>use  of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a
JB>nightly  fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside
JB>of Paris,  caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to
JB>surrender to a  group of Czech tourists. ? Unknown


Thanks for this, there's this French bigot who hangs out in 
soc.culture.jewish that I can use that for  :)

L'Chaim

Mimi

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