:-) Time for another refill of "Laughter Is The Best Medicine" --
      The Top 16 Modern Day Cruel and Unusual Punishments
16> Two words: Reno's intern
15> Forced to go to a biker bar dressed as a mime
14> MmmBop, NnnonStop
13> The tofu burrito'n'beans self-inflicted gas chamber
12> Forced stint as court reporter for Mike Tyson vs. Don King
    Lawsuit
11> The DMV "Next Window, Please" Line-a-thon
10> Life Sentence of your Mother reading your mail, first
 9> Drink a sixer and some coffee, then try to make it through
    "Titanic" without a restroom break
 8> Castration by emery board
 7> Front-Row Seats at Celine Dion's "Tribute to Michael Bolton"
    concert
 6> The WB/UPN Torture
 5> Lethal injection of Cher's perfume
 4> The Chinese Buffet Torture
 3> You're booked as a guest on "Jerry Springer", and they give
    you the middle chair.
 2> Fran Drescher in the next cell watching The 3 Stooges
  and the Number 1 Modern Day Cruel and Unusual Punishment...
 1> Three Words: Don Knotts Tattoo
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