G'day Vicki,



29 Jun 96 01:50, Vicki Crawford wrote to Rod Gasson:



 VC>> No, no, no, you gotta have them all as separate shows so that

 VC>> the guests have to fork out lots of presents because they have

 VC>> been invited to each one.



 RG>> Not a wise thing to say Vicki...  'cos you and Ray are the only

 RG>> guests, so you won't be able to get away with just giving us

 RG>> cheap and nasty gifts in the hopes we'll not notice due to

 RG>> all the expensive ones.



 VC> Rubbish, to these shows you invite all assorted family, customers and

 VC> aquaintances. These shows are specifically the thing you do



Not bloody likely...  that means I've gotta buy them all food and

drink.



 VC> especially if you aren't going to invite any of them to the actual

 VC> wedding. You hit them for a present anyway.



I don't see the value in buying someone $50 of food & grog in order to

get a $20 toaster that I don't need in return... especially when you

multiply these figures for each guest ;-)



 VC>> Bridal shower or hen's night. Usually with a raunchy male

 VC>> stripper to titilate the bride-to-be.



 RG>> I don't believe in employing someone to do something I can do

 RG>> myself, so I'll be the raunchy stripper at her hens night 

 VC> You're on.



LOL..   I guess you have recently been struck blind huh ?



 VC> This I am looking forward to seeing.  Start practising. 



Don't need to practice..  I've been stripping off almost every night

for the last 40 years ...   not often in public though.



 VC> We could turn it into a Yak night and I could do a report for here.



Haven't you got anything better to do ?





Cheers,

Rod



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