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The Rap Sheet - from the Crimefighter
New Midwest Wrestling - Cutting Edge
10/18/2K3 Springfield, IL

Back in the saddle writing the rap sheet for New Midwest Wrestling.  My
guest rapsheeter had a bit of difficulty getting a tape of the show, which
was why it was so late in getting posted, but this one could be way late in
getting out with the details of the Rumble.

Before the evening show, there was an auction in Springfield.  What was
special about this auction was the sale of some very old cars, and one 1912
vintage Harley Davidson.  People apparently were much smaller back in, cause
that thing was smaller than today's typical motorcycle, heck, a moped is
bigger than this bike.  There was lots of talk about Jay Leno flying into
Springfield to bid on the bike, but that didn't happen and two guys from
Decatur bought the bike for only $80 grand.  Also that day was homecoming
for my second alma mater Illinois College and the grand opening of their new
athletic center.  The place would be a great location to hold a wrestling
event, that's if the college would ever want to host one.

Stu Hart is dead, Road Warrior Hawk is dead.  Though Stu has been in poor
health for a while and the passing wasn't unexpected, the death of Hawk was
a surprise.

Outside NMW, Jason Wells won the hardcore title out of Midwest Powerhouse
Wrestling, but ended up losing it back to Chico Es Loco a month later.

Before the show officially started, there was a table and box in the ring
and new President Jason Devall came to the ring to conduct the drawing.  He
notes there are two blanks in the box, whomever draws those are to have a
match to see who's #35 and who's #1.  Scotty Cash draws first, Eric Logan
next, they're happy about the numbers drawn.  Discount Gigalo is out next,
haven't seen him in a while.  Quinten Tyler's out next.  Sage Ramsey and
Jason Wells come out next, and they're wearing the tag belts.  Devall takes
the belts from them.  Newcomers Decatur Red and Coop come out next, Coop is
HUGE.  LPC and Shane Matthews out next.  Billy Morgan and his crew come out
to draw.  I didn't notice this earlier, but Cherry Malone drew a number.
RON and his men come out wanting their belts back.  The cult draws numbers,
but Devall makes RON draw too.  Guy Smith is out, all female chant is going.
Michael Shard comes to draw.  He draws a blank!  A couple new guys come to
draw, then El Diablo Silverado.  Another new guy, Derrik Damon comes to
draw.  Devall's teasing some people.  The biggest dude comes out, that's Don
Jackson.  Stan Sallinger, Earl Grissom, Toga Steve, Matt Boston draw.  El
Pollo Loco draws next.  Another new guy, Hardcore KC.  Tom Arson is next.
Devall is chatting it up and all the numbers are drawn, who drew the other
blank?  Noticeably absent, were Christian Haze and Chico Es Loco who were
announced but apparently couldn't make it.  Garret Ryan apparently wasn't
available either.  Devall asks for attendants to get the table out since
he's still got a bad leg.  He then introduces Jimmy "The Bruiser" Osbourne
and does something I'd never guess the former Bing Westlake would do,
introduce the national anthem.  RWJ then comes out to talk.

Bing Westlake then goes over the lineup and says the fans were asking why is
RWJ gonna wrestle Real World.  He must had been referring to me or
something.  Danger Doug comes out right away though.  Doug takes a program
and says Devall owes him money.  He greets RWJ, Devall says it's not food.
Spicy chicken chant erupts and makes Doug mad.  Doug says states he signed a
match with him and is in some major danger.  RWJ reminds Doug about the last
four times they crossed paths and the pedigrees.  Doug's bigger and badder
now.  RWJ says there's ten guys who deserves a shot before him.  Doug brags
about his win over Cash.  RWJ asks if he's still picking the splinters out
of his butt.  RWJ tells Doug he's the one who puts people through tables and
he's gonna give him the chance to put him through a table in a tables match
tonight.  Jimmy then intros the first match of the night.

NMW Tag Team Championship
(c) The NEW Cult of RON (5-0) Kincaid, IL - Don't call me "The Khaos Kidd"
no more Steven Bishop (2-7) 5'7" 200lbs. & The formerly anonymous cult
member NOW identified as "The Apostle Jakob" (0-1) 5'11"
252lbs. vs. Sage
Ramsey (5-5) 6'4" 268lbs. Peoria, IL & Former MPW Hardcore Champion Jason
Wells (4-5) 6'0" 230lbs. Kansas City, MO (6-1-2) -Bishop won't let Welden
check him for hidden items.  Bishop and Wells start the match.  Arm drag
Bishop, short arm clothesline Wells, hip toss.  Whip reversed Kidd hip toss
into a neckbreaker!  Bishop puts Wells on the top rope and hits a superplex
for two.  Tag Jakob, suplex stomp, whip to the corner splash misses.  Wells
with a whip and a side slam.  Tag Sage, headbutt, backbreaker gets two.
Snap suplex gets two.  Jakob takes over, tags Bishop, double whip double
clothesline.  Choke, leg drop gets Bishop two.  Bishop hooks Sage up into
the RUDE AWAKENING neck breaker but gets two.  Rear chinlock, distraction
from RON and we get an illegal switch.  Jason Wells goes after RON and takes
him out with a clothesline.  Monkey flip into the turnbuckle by Bishop gets
two.  Tag Jakob, walks into a DDT from Sage that gets two.  Jakob with a
rake, kicks away, tags Bishop.  An ugly-looking double suplex that barely
got Sage over on his back.  Elbow by Bishop, rear chinlock, reverse DDT gets
two.  Sage with a pumphandle suplex, tag Jakob, RON yanks Wells off the
apron.  Sage with another pumphandle suplex, Wells clotheslines Bishop down
on the floor.  Sage with a DDT on Jakob, tag Wells.  Clotheslines, armdrags,
spinebusters for the cult.  Jakob slugs Wells, suplex into a slam gets two.
The book is sitting in the heel corner, Bishop grabs it, Jakob holds Wells
up for Kidd to blast him, Wells escapes, Jakob gets KO'ed.  Sage hits a
chokeslam on Bishop, RON and Jakob run away, Wells hits a moonsault on
Bishop and pins him.

WINNERS and NEW CHAMPS:  Sage Ramsey & Jason Wells pin -> (7-1-2) 9:55 mins.
***˝

Sometime during the match Jason Wells stated that he either broke or
dislocated his thumb.  Video airs on the wall from earlier today between
Eric Logan and El Diablo Silverado talking about the match for tonight,
apparently everything's cool between them.

Central Illinois Championship
(c)"The UNDER Achiever" Billy Morgan (4-5) 5’10" 172lbs.
Riverton, IL w/ Kev
G, Cherry Malone & Morgan Security Guard JJ Tank vs. Eric Logan (8-5) 5'10"
173lbs. Palm Springs, FL w/ special referee El Diablo Silverado - Ah good,
Tank and Kev G are ejected.  But Billy states that Cherry Malone has a
manager's license and if he gets DQ'ed he keeps the title.  Eric clowns
around to start with a test of strength.  Eric is flipped over, northern
lights suplex with a bridge gets one.  Armdrags by Billy, Logan with his
own.  Tilt a whirl slam blocked with a flying head scissors by Logan.  Drop
kicks are traded, trip covers get one.  Billy bails, Logan hits a suicide
dive.  Toss in, whip reversed, tilt-a-whirl backbreaker gets Morgan two.
Choke by Billy, slugaway in the corner, whip reversed Logan misses the
splash.  Juvy driver by Morgan gets two.  Whip superkick by Morgan gets two.
Morgan decides to go out and fetch a chair, EDS takes it away.  Butterfly
suplex by Logan gets two.  Side pumphandle suplex by Logan, elbow, goes up,
shooting star press by Logan.  Malone is on the apron, Kev G and JJ Tank run
out from the back, Tank slams Logan on the floor, Kev G is fighting with
EDS.  Logan gets put back in the ring, Billy covers and only gets two!
Billy rolls out, EDS just stands there looking at Logan, what's he doing?
Morgan puts a ladder in the ring, EDS fights Morgan for the ladder, Logan is
up and gets jammed in the face with the ladder...you just KNEW that was
gonna happen!  EDS counts a very slow three for the sports entertainment
finish at...

WINNER and STILL CHAMP:  Billy Morgan pin -> (5-5) 9 mins. ***

Eric Logan wakes up and is unhappy, he thinks EDS did it intentionally,
Morgan's posse is laughing it up over there, Logan and EDS get into a
shoving match, EDS with a spear and there's a fight on the mat.  Security
jumps in the ring to pull them apart.  Logan's cussing up a storm at EDS,
Logan jumps over the top rope and spears EDS.  They're separated again, as
video from the back airs...given away as prerecorded with the word PLAY in
the corner.  Well someone said this video ALMOST aired before the match.
Anyway, Morgan's posse gets a visit from Jason Devall who's less than
thrilled with what transpired.  Devell says since he's president now he's
taking possession of the title belt until the next show where he's gonna
hang the belt high above the ring, and Morgan's gonna face Logan and EDS in
a triple-threat. Morgan asks if this is a ladder match, Devall says it's not
a ladder match, it's a tables, ladders and chairs match and the three idiots
are banned from the ring area.  The next match is introduced, we know who
drew one of the blanks, but Devall kept it to himself as to who drew the
other one...and out comes Bradley Stephens!

Match For #35 or #1
"Rather Charming" Bradley Stephens (4-2) 6'0" 225lbs. Las
Vegas, NV vs.
Michael Shard (10-10) 5'8" 160 lbs. Santa Monica, CA - Brad's video features
a blue Dodge Viper.  Brad stalls, lockup headlock takeover by Brad.
Headlock takedown by Shard.  Forearm, elbow Shard gets one.  Whip armdrag
Shard, hiptoss armdrag gets two for Shard.  Suplex gets two.  Whip reversed
a knee from Brad, suplex gets two.  Choke from Brad, toss into the
turnbuckle, whip splash, KO punch gets two.  Choke on the ropes, Brad slugs
away, Shard hits back but gets raked.  Whip sitdown powerbomb from Brad gets
two.  Whip sideslam Brad gets two.  Whip reversed, a trip, and Shard locks
in the Cutting Edge Sickle Hold.  But out comes Guy Smith, he yanks James
Welden out of the ring and smashes him into the rail.  Shard gets up and
hits a flatliner on Brad.  Guy clobbers Shard and gives him a chokeslam into
a powerbomb.  Brad covers, Smith throws Welden back in the ring...and
SOMEHOW THAT DOESN'T DRAW A DQ???  He counts three and Shard gets
SCREWJOBBED BY ANOTHER BAD CALL BY YOU KNOW WHO!!!

WINNER:  "Rather Charming" Bradley Stephens pin -> (5-2) 7:30 mins. **˝

An after-show interrogation by the Crimefighter failed to get an explanation
I could live with.  You know who's gonna be the grand scapegoat of
everything soon.  Guy Smith jumps on Shard and gives him a piledriver, then
grabs the mike.  Smith runs through a list of names Shard's lost to, and
Smith says he's beaten everyone and he makes the match that it's loser
leaves town cause he can't stand him being in "his" promotion and if he
can't beat him he doesn't want to be here.  NO ONE HONORS THE LOSER LEAVES
TOWN STIP!!!  NO ONE EVER DOES!  Jason Devall's music hits, he says what he
did was stupid and states whoever drew #2 in the back now has to swap
numbers with Smith as punishment for interfering in the match.

Earl Grissom comes out next and says he's got a problem with someone who's
stalking him.  He calls out Stan Sallinger, comes out to a fog machine and
"Who Are You?"  Yes he was the mystery rap sheet writer, Stan has his cell
phone out and Earl tells him to put it away.  Earl issues a challenge to
Stan, he says Stan knows nothing about Hollywood, if by some miracle he
whoops him he'll be his slave, but if Earl whoops Stan he and all his agents
must leave him alone!  Stan says some insult and Earl slaps him.  Stan kicks
Earl and does a swinging full nelson slam, Stan goes into a tirade about who
he is and he'll fight him next month.

NMW Heavyweight Championship - Tables Match
(c)Real World Jeremy (6-3-1) 6'2" 240lbs. Denver, CO vs.
"Danger" Doug Fraze
(3-3) 6'6" 275lbs. Chicago, IL - Some guy has a sign that says "Danger for
President" and "Danger Doesn't Suck, You Do".  Danger stands
in the aisle
wanting for RWJ, but RWJ walks right by him like he wasn't there.  Slugfest
in the ring, RWJ has Doug in the corner, whip side kick.  Danger leaves.
RWJ chases him and we have a fight outside, RWJ throws Fraze into the rail
then whips him into the post.  Fraze responds with a DDT on the floor.  Doug
fetches a table and puts it up in the corner.  Danger with a pickup,
pedigree is blocked, monkey flip attempt is blocked, powerbomb attempt is
blocked, Tom Arson comes out of nowhere and steals the title belt.  RWJ
slugs away on Fraze in the opposite corner, Irish whip is blocked, RWJ kicks
away, another whip is blocked, RWJ tries again it's reversed and short arm
clothesline Fraze!  Stomp away on the mat, arm wringer into a pumphandle
slam by Fraze.  RWJ rolls up, Doug follows, choke on the floor, then RWJ is
posted.  Fraze with a suplex on the floor.  Fraze walks around the ring
searching for a second table, he can't find one, he chokes RWJ on the floor
then hits a suplex.  Attempts to start a Danger sucks chant was met with a
Danger rules chant, where I'm sitting there's a sizable pro-Danger group
cheering him on.  He finally finds another table right by where RWJ was on
the floor.  Doug slugs away on RWJ and smashes him on the apron.  Doug goes
for a powerbomb on the apron but that's blocked.  Fight on the apron, Doug
is knocked in the ring.  RWJ in, slugaway on the mat.  RWJ goes for a
pumphandle slam but his back gives out.  Doug takes advantage, back breaker,
then a stretch across the knee.  Doug goes for a suplex, that's blocked, RWJ
suplexes him instead, leg drop.  RWJ whip big spinebuster.  RWJ stands the
table up, RWJ goes for a powerbomb, LOW BLOW Fraze to stop it.  Doug gives
RWJ a pedigree of his own!  Doug puts RWJ on the table, and slowly climbs to
the top rope, but RWJ gets up and trips him with a bounce of the ropes.  RWJ
climbs up with Doug, slugs him repeatedly, then does something I'd never
think he'd do.  PEDIGREE OFF THE TOP ROPE THRU THE TABLE!!!  MY GOSH!!!
IT'S ALL OVER!!!

WINNER and STILL CHAMP: Real World Jeremy KO -> (8-3-1) 14:30 mins. **˝

Several people have stated this match was horrible up until the pedigree
through the table, my guess is the buildup to the finish made it worthwhile.
RWJ is looking for his title belt and is not happy that the thing
disappeared.  Danger slowly gets up, it's a miracle that he wasn't injured
after that stunt.  And he's still gotta fight in the Battle Royal.  Some kid
next to me shouts "That's what you get!"  Cute.

35-Man Royal Rumble
Your referees are James Welden and Pres. Jason Devall.  The wrestlers will
be announced as they come to the ring every two minutes, and you must throw
someone over the top and both feet hit the floor.  Unfortunately they don't
use a countdown clock for the entries.

Starting off, #1 is Michael Shard, #2 is "Alpha Male" Guy Smith.  Shard is
standing in the ring looking at the entryway, Smith comes up from the
audience doors through the crowd but the video wall gives him away and Shard
spins around to attack.  Fierce brawl, Smith whip clothesline, Shard to the
corner and slugs away, whip reversed Shard throws Smith in the corner, chop,
toss to the mat, Shard stomps him against the bottom turnbuckle.  Smith with
a LOW BLOW.  Smith stomps away at Shard's head, choke on the ropes, 30
seconds, whip Shard clothesline misses, elbow to the chin.  Shard chokes
away on the ropes.

#3 is the Discount Gigolo Kenneth Mills.  Whip clothesline Smith, Gigolo
takes his time.  Smith forearm to the back, Gigolo just stands there
watching, chatting with Devall.  Shard is tossed over but lands on the
apron, spear by Shard.  Shard whip reverse kick, whip reverse Smith dumps
Shard out, he hangs on, then headscissors Smith out at 3:45.  Sore loser
Smith jumps back in the ring illegally, hits Little Inspiration on Shard, #4
is late, Smith tosses Shard out.

Jakob is #4, fight outside the ring between Shard and Smith that security
has to break up.  Fight inside the ring as Gigolo finally got in the ring
and Jakob goes after him.  Whip clothesline Jakob.  Jakob powerbombs Gigolo,
Shard breaks away and charges Smith to brawl on the floor.  Jakob waits on
Gigolo, kick, suplex.  Smith and Shard fight in front of the video wall.  #5
is...he's late.  Gigolo gets a suplex, how'd he get the advantage?  Jakob
stalks Gigolo, kick in the corner.

#5 is Toga Steve who finally comes out a minute later.  Whip Jakob
clothesline and Gigolo goes over the top at 7:00 mins.  Toga Steve throws
Jakob out at 7:30 or so.

Now #6 is late, some muffled voice echoes over the sound system.  The man
known as Red from Decatur comes out, it's a red-head wearing a red shirt.
Whip clothesline Toga, shoulderblock in the corner punchaway, a girl keeps
yelling for her dad to come out, who's her dad?  It would be Don Jackson.
Rake by Red, he slugs away, whip Red clothesline.  Time for #7 to come out,
slam Toga, shoulderblock in the corner, we're off by 30 seconds on
intervals.

Earl Grissom is #7.  Earl takes over on Toga, whip clothesline by Toga.
Toga just slugs away on Earl, Toga has Red in the corner by the ears.  The
daughter wants her dad out NOW, apparently she doesn't understand the
dynamics of coming out sooner rather than later.  Shoulderblock, chops Toga.
It's time for #8 to come out, ten punch count by Toga.  Toga & Earl double
whip clothesline on Red.  Toga suplex on Earl.

#8 is Steven Bishop, goes right after Toga Steve, minute behind.  Suplex
Bishop on Steve.  Red kicks Earl in the corner.  Toga Steve clothesline,
double noggin' knocker, headbutt.  Toga tries to get Red out, Earl works on
Bishop.  Earl is blocked, Bishop DDT on Earl.  Toga chops away on Red.  Toga
does some sort of flip move.  Legdrop by Toga on someone.  Wishbone by Earl.

#9 is Billy Morgan and on time.  Billy chokes Toga, Earl slugs Morgan his
rotten cousin.  Bishop nails Earl from behind, Toga is being choked by Red.
Morgan and Bishop chokes Earl.  Clothesline by Bishop.  Chop by Earl on his
cousin Billy.  Bulldog!  Red charges Toga Steve and goes flying over the
top.  Drops an elbow.

#10 is Matt Boston, he goes to tackle someone and Earl throws the Freshman
out.  That was quick.  Those bantamweights are easy to toss around.  Bishop
clotheslines Earl down.  Morgan is outside, is he out?  Hiptoss on Bishop by
Toga, kids are too wild by me.  The fight continues.  Toga with a whip and
Saluki hammer on someone.  Whip Bishop.

#11 is RON of all people, and he's stalling outside.  Earl and Toga are
double-teaming Bishop.  Devall throws RON in the ring.  Toga slaps RON.  RON
just got pitched over or through the ropes.  Bishop hits the "7th day" on
Earl.  Earl goes for the spinning neckbreaker.  RON is back in and goes out
again.  15 seconds to go, times up and #12 is late.  Toga and Earl are
double-teaming Bishop, pulls his shirt over his head.

#12 is Hardcore KC and the crowd gets LOUDER.  KC goes right after Earl,
kick to the guts.  21:45 has passed.  Toga Steve throws KC to the mat, RON
get eliminated again?  Toga Steve chokes Bishop in the corner.  Earl and KC
are fighting.  Suplex blocked, Toga chokes away in the corner.  Bishop get
knocked out too?  KC chant.  Toga Steve with a knockdown.  KC holds up Toga,
Earl nails KC by mistake.  Bishop is outside, rake by Earl.

#13 is Eric Logan at 23:25.  Bishop is still in, he goes right after Logan.
Swinging 7th day by Bishop on Logan.  RON's still in the match, Toga nails
him on the mat, RON leaves again.  Toga drags him back in.  Bishop with a
hard chop on KC.  KC and Logan work Bishop in the corner.  Earl got the robe
over RON's face.  Toga and KC fight it out.  Bishop hard slap on Logan
chest, nails Earl in the back.  Logan pickup slam on Bishop.  Earl gives RON
a wedgie, some takedown.  KC goes after Earl.  Toga chokes RON on the mat.
Logan throws Bishop over but he lands on the apron.  I've given up on doing
a crowd countdown.

#14 is Jason Wells.  Wells works Earl in the corner, whip Logan on KC.
Bishop tending to RON on the outside, Logan wipes his rear with the robe.
RON stumbles around outside, he out?  Wells works Bishop in the corner.
Wells sets up for Logan to do a flying side kick off his back on Bishop.  KC
kicks on Earl.  Wells Vader Bomb on Bishop.  Earl and Toga are working on
KC.  Past 27 minutes.  Every wrestler puts a submission move on each limb of
Bishop.

#15 is Lucious P. Cotrain and he wants a piece of Bishop.  Hardcore KC works
over Logan, Toga stops him.  28 minutes.  KICK WHAM STUNNER LPC on Bishop.
Earl rams Morgan's head in the corner.  LPC pitched Bishop thru the middle
ropes.  LPC crashes into KC.  Earl and Wells fight it out.  Toga Steve
stomps LPC.  KC is thrown out by Morgan but lands on the apron.  Toga beats
on Bishop.  KC chant.  Wells suplex on KC.  29:30 has passed.  Wells
powerbombs KC.  Earl works LPC in the corner.

#16 is Cherry Malone???  Everyone stops and holds the ropes for her.  Logan
clotheslines Morgan out.  LPC pitches Earl out.  Malone is thrown out by
Logan, Morgan hits Cherry Malone on the floor!  LPC with a chop on Bishop,
clothesline Wells on KC.  Logan stomps away on Toga, Bishop fights it out
with someone.  KC and Wells make peace or something.  Wells goes after
Bishop, Toga chops Logan.  Wells with a takedown on Bishop, KC works over
LPC.

#17 is Coop, a large overweight man wearing a cook's smock.  Wells with a
butterfly armbar on Bishop.  LPC kicks away on KC.  Toga nails Coop in the
back, KC joins him.  Logan kicks away on LPC, Toga Steve with a headlock to
the corner.  Bishop works on KC.  Wells fights LPC.  Logan chop on Bishop.
Coop kicks Toga.  Logan on top, flying elbow on Bishop.  KC stomps away on
Coop.  Wells tries to get LPC over, it's blocked.  Coop splashes KC.  Toga
fights Bishop.

#18 is New World Quinten Tyler at 34 minutes, back on pace.  Wells with a
big splash on Coop, Tyler hops in and goes after Bishop.  KC chant, goes
after Logan.  Wells, Toga and LPC get Coop outta there at 34:40.  LPC tried
to throw Toga out, it's blocked.  KC and NWQ are slugging it out, KC getting
the better.  Toga tries to put LPC out, big chop by KC on Tyler.  KC works
on Toga, Toga works on Bishop, Wells chokes Quinten.

#19 is Shane Matthews at 36 minutes, we're back in sync.  Chop by LPC on
Shane, Wells chokes Quinten.  Toga chops Shane.  Wells tries to put Quinten,
KC with a chop on Shane, Bishop chops Shane.  KC has Logan in a choke, Shane
hits a chop on someone.  NWQ tries to get Wells out.  KC with a figure four
on Bishop.  Shane tries to get LPC out, Wells legdrops Logan.  KC works over
NWQ.  Wells has an ankle lock on Bishop.

#20 is Derrik Damon.  He works over LPC with shoulderblocks.  Bronco buster
on Bishop by Logan.  Bishop gets tossed out by Logan.  Toga and Wells work
over Shane, Bishop is still in it.  Shane's in a world of hurt, 39:10
minutes has passed.  LPC and Toga try getting Damon out, Bishop stops it.
Wells his move on Shane, Bishop wants to cover LPC but no pins in the match.
Damon chokes Toga.

#21 is Danger Doug Fraze.  The ring fills up, Bishop legdrop, NWQ and Fraze
fight it out.  KC almost gets knocked out.  Bishop misses a charge on LPC.
Toga and Logan go at it.  Shane slugs KC.  Wells has Damon, clothesline.
LPC kicks away on someone.  KC punches Bishop in the corner.  Wells got
Damon up for KC to hit.  Toga with a foreman on Fraze, Logan and Shane fight
it out.  Liontamer by LPC on Bishop, no submissions but Bishop taps for all
he's worth.  KC and Logan fight it out, Damon slugs away on Wells.

#22 is Don Jackson, another big man with a fan club at 42 minutes.  Everyone
stops to look at him.  Bishop almost out.  KC goes after Jackson by himself,
everyone else watches.  Doug slugs KC.  Wells and Fraze slug Jackson.  Shane
after Quinten.  Shane and Logan try getting NWQ out.  Damon kicks Toga.
Wells and Jackson fight it out, Don gets the better of it.  KC punches
Fraze, Damon slugs Bishop, NWQ with a LOW BLOW on Jackson.

#23 is El Diablo Silverado and he goes after Logan.  Derrik Damon just got
eliminated, EDS and Logan take each other out!  Wells with a big splash on
Jackson, Toga with a splash, Danger with a splash, Jackson drops down.
44:30 has passed.  KC almost gets eliminated.  Eric Logan and EDS fight
outside.  Danger Doug just took out Shane Matthews, bye bye.  Jackson takes
out someone.  Doug and Jackson fight it out.  Bishop sleeper on LPC.  NWQ
tries to get Danger out.  Bishop and Fraze choke Wells.

#24 is...someone in all purple, Tricky Rick Moore?  Hardcore KC got
powerslammed out by Fraze and Jackson!  LPC attacks Danger, Purple and
Jackson stomp away.  Jackson shoulderblock Wells in the corner, Jackson
works over Bishop.  LPC tries getting Danger out.  Toga with a rake.
Clothesline on Moore.  Jackson with a choke on Wells, Tyler dropkick on
Bishop.  47:30 mins. Wells dropkick to the knee on Jackson.  Moore kicks
away on Jackson.  NWQ threw Steven Bishop out!  Legdrop Moore on Jackson.

#25 is El Pollo Loco.  Everyone stomps on Jackson, he goes after Quinten.
Don Jackson throws everyone off of him.  EPL punches NWQ.  EPL foolishly
jumps on Jackson's back and everyone stops.  He spins around and backs him
up in the corner.  Wells comes over to hit Jackson.  Danger with a
clothesline on NWQ, anklelock.  Moore stomps Toga.  LPC is still in.  Moore
tries to get Toga out.  Chop Toga on Moore.  Jackson threw Wells across the
ring, Toga chops Moore.  50 minutes.

#26 is Dredd Walker!  Dredd goes right after LPC.  EPL chops Tyler.  Wells
and Toga double team Moore.  Jackson floors Quinten.  Dredd stalks his prey,
back brain kick to Toga Steve's head!  Clothesline Wells on Dredd.  EPL
stupidly tries to suplex Jackson, but Jackson throws EPL out at 51:25.
Danger and Wells try getting Jackson out.  LPC and Dredd fight, kick Dredd.
Toga low blows Jackson.  Moore nails Danger on the back.  Dredd chokes LPC
on the ropes.  Toga and Wells choke Jackson on the ropes.  #27 is LATE.
Clothesline by Dredd.

#27 is Stan Sallinger at 52:30, we're off the pace again.  Jackson
knockdown, choke on Wells.  Dredd and Toga fight it out.  Danger tries to
get Moore out.  Stan's in, LPC kicks Jackson.  Stan shoulders Moore,
dropkick by Wells on Jackson.  53:15 mins.  Wells with a splash on Jackson.
Stan and Moore slug it out.  Kneelift by NWQ on Danger.  Toga chokes out
Dredd.  Boston Crab by NWQ on Doug.  LPC rear chinlock on someone.  Wells
works on Jackson, Moore works on Stan.  54 minutes.  Don Jackson stomps away
on Wells

#28 is way late, it's Mr. Elite.  Stan and Jackson try to get Wells out.
Danger takes down Quinten.  Jackson splashes Mr. Elite.  Mr. Elite works
over Jackson.  Stan and Danger work over Toga.  Spinebuster Wells on Dredd.
Shoulderblock by Jackson on someone.  Big splash Toga on Danger, someone got
thrown out?  Wells misses a splash on Danger, Quinten's outside!  Legdrop by
Fraze on Wells. Quinten gets back in, still in.  Got Toga snaps him down.

#29 is JJ Tank at 56:40.  He goes after Stan and Mr. Elite.  Dredd tries to
get Wells out, Wells and Toga try getting Dredd out.  Tank chokes Mr. Elite,
rope burn.  NWQ shoved down by Jackson.  Wells clotheslines JJ.  Toga chops
Mr. Elite.  JJ rakes Wells.  57:40 mins.  Dredd kicks away on Toga, Danger
chokes Jackson on the ropes, Wells and Stan work Tank, Wells DDT on Tank!
Mr. Elite and LPC try to get NWQ out, he escapes.  NWQ tries to get Mr.
Elite out, fails.  Jackson and Dredd work over Moore.

#30 is Scotty Cash, who bounces around outside of the ring.  Big clothesline
by Dredd on Mr. Elite.  Cash takes his time.  Moore works over Jackson, he
takes over.  Jackson takes Moore down.  Cash still ain't in.  NWQ works over
Tank.  Toga and LPC make a wish on Tank.  Wells has a water bottle.  LPC
knee to the groin on Tank.  Danger and Jackson fight it out.  Stan clobbers
Toga and LPC in the corner.  Moore chops Mr. Elite.  Wells works over Dredd
in the corner.  What's Cash waiting for?

#31 is BENZ!  That's why!  It's Cash's tag partner of the Hot Street Boyz!
Cash goes after Fraze, 61 mins.  Danger tosses Quinten out, Cash gets Danger
Doug out.  Benz stomps on Tank, Cash goes after Mr. Elite, NWQ nails Fraze
with a chair, then in the head.  Benz tries to get Tank out, LPC, Toga and
Stan work over Mr. Elite.  Dredd works on Cash.  Wells works on Moore.
Danger goes after NWQ on the floor.  Dredd just got pitched over, but on the
apron by Cash.  Cash and Benz work on Moore.  NWQ forearm on the floor.
Rick Moore just got eliminated by the Hotstreet Boyz!

#32 is Kev G.  Danger and NWQ are fighting right behind me, Danger threw NWQ
in the wall.  NWQ spears Doug in the wall.  Mr. Elite got eliminated by Toga
and Wells.  63:40 passed.  Danger and NWQ are still fighting, coming back
still fighting behind me.  Toga tries getting Tank out, NWQ and Danger get
to the back.  Tank and Jackson fight it out.  Wells waits, Toga clotheslines
Kev G.

#33 is Sage Ramsey.  65 minutes, we're out of sync again.  Sage goes after
Jackson, Tank works on LPC, Kev G works on Toga, Wells works on Stan, Sage
goes after Cash.  Benz has disappeared, Scotty Cash said later he eliminated
his tag partner…eh?  Tank and Jackson still slug away, Kev G just got
floored.  Sage shot to the back of the head of Kev G.  Sage pitches Kev G
out!  66:10 mins.  LPC works over Dredd on the ropes.  Jackson slugs away on
Stan, he throws Stan Sallinger OUT!  66:40 mins.  Dredd knees LPC's back.
Sage and Wells try to get Tank out, LOW BLOW.  LPC KICK WHAM STUNNER on
Dredd!

#34 is Tom Arson at 67:10 mins.  Toga splash on Jackson, Arson is wearing
the title belt!  Tank throws Wells into Sage.  Toga drops an elbow on

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