You unspeakable bastard, Brenton!

  You did it again! Another 31K message when pkt2qwk is set up to
handle 30K. You trashed your packet a second time!

  But the good news is that it only junked the 32K message - it
unpacked the others from that packet. Just for that, I'll debug the
bloody thing and see what it is that you are so keen to have me see.

... [later]

  Aaaarrrrgggghhh! It's real! Bloody Microsoft has called something BOB,
and they've got a picture of me on it!

  This means war. How do you make a shit-bomb that I can plant at 
North Ryde? The dirty rotten bastards! Fuck Windows... and DOS! How 
much is OS/2? Fuck Word! How much is AMIPro? Fuck VB... aw, shit. 
Anything but Borland and C++.

  Where do I join the I HATE FUCKING MICROSOFT society?

  They had the cheek to send me a letter saying they'd noticed I'd let
my Communique subscription lapse, so I used the post-paid envelope to
send them an abusive letter (I always do that with post-paid envelopes,
even if I only send it back empty). I told them that Communique was as
useless as a priest with three pricks and no choir boys... and that
was before I found out about this fucking BOB!

  They wanted to charge me $299 for Communique Pro. They said I could
talk to someone on my wavelength for $299. I said I wouldn't pay that
to fuck Kim Basinger, let alone be fucked by Microsoft.

  I signed it Brenton Vettoretti

Regards,
Bob

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