In a 12/12/95 message to Lee Bell, Jay Hanig wrote: 
  JH> Well, I wasn't going to tell this one, but I had contact once with a
  JH> *really* friendly manatee once.  I scratched its back, and he came
  JH> back for more.  When it rolled over, I scratched its belly.  It was so
  JH> happy, it didn't know whether to s*** or go blind.  It chose not to go
  JH> blind.
On a trip to Grand Turk, we had the opportunity to swim with Jojo, the famous 
diver-friendly dolphin from Provo, who was apparently taking a vacation jaunt 
(Provo is around 25 miles west of Turk). I was buddied with the resort's 
female divemaster. She started dolphin-kicking on her back, which must 
resemble Flipper-talk for "C'mere, ya big lug!" since Jojo responded in a 
manner that would shame a horse. I was *very* impressed! The DM raced back to 
where I was suspended--her eyes big as saucers--and hid behind me until Jojo 
settled back down. I thought I was gonna drown, I was laughing so hard!
--- MacWoof 1.5.3
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