Hi Bob,

BL>  You unspeakable bastard, Brenton!
BL>  You did it again! Another 31K message when pkt2qwk is set up to
BL>  handle 30K. You trashed your packet a second time!

Bbbbb...but...You said to send it again.

BL> But the good news is that it only junked the 32K message - it
BL> unpacked the others from that packet. Just for that, I'll debug the
BL> bloody thing and see what it is that you are so keen to have me see.

Hey that's good. You should still read the message that's greater
than 32k though. 32k ain't much and I'm sure that Rod could write
more than 32k in one message if you got him excited enough :)

BL> ... [later]
BL> Aaaarrrrgggghhh! It's real! Bloody Microsoft has called something BOB,
BL> and they've got a picture of me on it!

Yep...I don't want to tell you that I told you, but ... :)

BL> Where do I join the I HATE FUCKING MICROSOFT society?

Right here. Just send your $100 joining fee to PO Box 491, Sutherland.

BL>  They had the cheek to send me a letter saying they'd noticed I'd let
BL> my Communique subscription lapse,

Hey. So you got one too :)

BL> so I used the post-paid envelope to send them an abusive letter
BL> I told them that Communique was as useless as a priest with three
BL> pricks and no choir boys...

ROFL...It is a cheap way to buy Mickey$oft stuff though.

BL>  They wanted to charge me $299 for Communique Pro. They said I could
BL> talk to someone on my wavelength for $299.

ROFL...They don't charge anything down at Callan Park and most of
the support specialists there would be on your wavelength too :)

BL> I said I wouldn't pay that to fuck Kim Basinger, let alone be fucked
BL> by Microsoft.

Cute.

BL>  I signed it Brenton Vettoretti

phew. That was lucky. I sent mine back with all the boxes ticked to
join up for the $299 Communique Pro and I signed it Bob Lawrence.

Cheers, Brenton
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