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echo: holysmoke
to: STEVE KEMP
from: Ross Sauer
date: 2004-04-19 09:37:12
subject: Jack Van Impe`s heaven

On (18 Apr 04) STEVE KEMP wrote to ALL...

 SK> I always have a laugh riot time watching Jack Van Impe on TV.

 SK> First of all,  because he has his wife, Rexella,
 SK> reporting "the news" by reciting headlines ONLY, which is a laugh
 SK> riot! I mean...what's up with that?

 SK> But then the "reverend" bolsters this "news
reportage"  with
 SK> chapter and verse citations.


 SK> The funny thing tonight was a tape they are selling about how people's
 SK> pets are going to heaven with their masters. And only for a small fee
 SK> they will send YOU this TRUTH too!

 SK> ROTFL!

Oh yes.

Van Impe is a laugh riot.

Pick a headline, Van Impe "interprets" some obscure and vague Biblical
verse showing "we're in the endtimes."

The fact he's been dead wrong 100% of the time deters him and that
Stepford wife of his not one whit.

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